Hilarious lyrics of Bollywood songs
How high should the lyricist be when he/she thought of the funny lyrics? Heart, Love and the Lover are insanely compared to the unbelievable things! You singles might be thinking maybe that is how it is when everyone is in Love, but No, true lovers have denied some of these hilarious explanations displayed in the song.
1.Chipkale saiyyan fevicol se
Yes Saiyyan your lover is made out of paper, please remember to laminate her before the rains.
2.Mere baap ki beti mujhe bhai bolti
Dude the relationships in Hindi are already confusing enough. It takes a week’s practice to learn – Mama ke Fufa ke chachere bete ki bua ki mooh boli behen ke sage tau ke akka ka shaadi hai. Pheww, what did you just read?
3.Tera pyar pyar pyar, hukkah bar
Yeah smoky eyes, we have heard, smoky flavoured pudding, we have had, but that intense smoke wala Pyar? Why? You don’t look good in pictures or what?
4.Choli ke peeche kya hai?
Heart is the last thing that comes to mind, otherwise it is really helping foreigners cross the Dhobhi ghat! Choli ke piche se teesra right, wahan jeans sookh rahe hain, phir Chota sa left, dupatte ke beech mein se guzarte hue take a U turn towards t-shirts. There’s your Uber driver.
5.Jab tak rahega samose mein aalo
Why is that aloo so tempted to run out of the samosa? You’re the reason Samosa tastes better, you know Thodi der aur thehar jaaaaa!
Lyricist was hungry and was promised a Batata vada before beginning to write the song. Extreme hunger makes us see the food everywhere right?
7.Teri Naani mari toh main kya karu?
What level of Khadus are you? Bro, someone is no more! ‘Toh main kya karu’ is technically correct only if the boss says it to the employee who repeated the death of his Naani for taking leave. Otherwise?
8.Mere angne mein tumhara kya kaam hai?
Pet a dog and there will be no unwanted visitors in your Angna!
9.Where’s the party tonight? Somewhere down the road. Where’s the party tonight? On the dance floor.
Hahahaha! For those Social media friends who never turn up when needed but drool over when a party is hosted! This is for them when you don’t want to let them know the exact venue.
10.Mujhe apni bana le Caller tune soniye
Dear boyfriend, this is a hint that you will have to re-activate the caller tune on monthly basis. Get the hint? Relationship is on a contract basis! But girl why do you want to be a Caller tune and not a human being?
11.Aa Khushi se Khudkhushi kar le
Right, that is what one would do after hearing such songs! Shouldn’t the lyricist be behind bars for encouraging to commit suicide?
12.Tum ladki ho, Main ladka hu
Thank you for the specifications. We were getting confused anyway because of the over acting.
13.Tere shirt da main ta button soniye
Code language or what? Or is that a responsibility? If yes, there are a few more buttons in my shirt bhaiya.
14.Hila du UP, hila du MP, jo maaru main thumka
Siesmograph measurements redefining! Behen tum kya ho?
15.Dafli waale, dafli baja
That’s in simple terms – Mind your own business!
Remember us the next time you hear such songs!